Jacob Turner

Slight of frame, red of beard, lazy in nature.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Lighting a cigar with a volcano

Onstage with Metallica

Swimming inside a water bottle

Pushing a computer mouse

Running away from a mummy

Winning a boxing/UFC fight

Riding a dinosaur

Headbutting a ram

Have my head seperate to my body, hooked upto machines

Getting caught in a disc drive

Standing at a urinal next to Joseph Fritzl

Jumping over a car as it trys to hit me

As a king on a chessboard

Winning an oscar

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